1 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:02,900 The Thieves Guild 2 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:05,759 by Jake Kerr. 3 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,319 Episode 137: 4 00:00:18,639 --> 00:00:20,179 An Odd Team. 5 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:28,619 Vesper couldn't get the last comment Allard whispered to him from under the sheet 6 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:29,719 out of his head. 7 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:32,339 We make an odd team, do we not, blade? 8 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:38,040 Were they actually a team? Was Vesper even a blade anymore? 9 00:00:38,759 --> 00:00:40,259 If not, what was he? 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,839 Looking out for himself was always his guiding principle, but that didn't 11 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:47,940 explain everything he had done lately. 12 00:00:48,279 --> 00:00:52,840 Risking his life to save Allard certainly didn't fit that bill. 13 00:00:53,559 --> 00:00:57,019 But the first question actually bothered Vesper the most. 14 00:00:57,619 --> 00:01:02,479 If he wasn't a blade, what was he? What role was he filling, and 15 00:01:02,499 --> 00:01:05,599 more importantly, what role did he want to fill? 16 00:01:06,559 --> 00:01:09,799 His thoughts were interrupted by a shout from behind. 17 00:01:10,339 --> 00:01:15,219 He had carted Allard's faux dead body nearly to the entrance of the mines, the 18 00:01:15,219 --> 00:01:19,859 bloody axe on the top of the cart and the gruesome neck protruding from under the 19 00:01:19,919 --> 00:01:24,019 sheet deterring anyone from lengthy questions or close 20 00:01:24,119 --> 00:01:24,919 inspection. 21 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,639 But shouts were never good. 22 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:29,679 He picked up his pace. 23 00:01:30,499 --> 00:01:35,099 He was so close to the open road, he could practically feel the breeze. 24 00:01:35,119 --> 00:01:36,959 Stop that cart. 25 00:01:37,879 --> 00:01:42,539 So this is it, Vesper thought. Dying to a bunch of pickax-wielding 26 00:01:42,539 --> 00:01:47,339 guards afraid of the sun. He put the cart down and shoved Allard in the 27 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:47,759 leg. 28 00:01:48,279 --> 00:01:50,199 Time to fight our way out, Headless. 29 00:01:50,199 --> 00:01:52,659 Do we at least have weapons? 30 00:01:53,219 --> 00:01:58,019 Allard lithely swung his body out from under the cart and got to his feet. 31 00:01:59,099 --> 00:02:03,299 He was still badly bruised and most likely had something or other broken. 32 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,979 I at least had the foresight to grab a sword. 33 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:11,079 Vesper handed it to Allard as a bunch of miner guild members looked on the 34 00:02:11,159 --> 00:02:13,559 strange scene with mouths agape. 35 00:02:13,559 --> 00:02:15,719 But all I have is a knife. 36 00:02:16,359 --> 00:02:17,519 Are we near the exit? 37 00:02:18,039 --> 00:02:20,879 Vesper pointed to the huge tunnel entrance. 38 00:02:21,379 --> 00:02:23,059 It was hundreds of yards away. 39 00:02:23,599 --> 00:02:24,639 I suggest we run. 40 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:30,239 Allard took off, and Vesper immediately noted that Allard wasn't running so 41 00:02:30,279 --> 00:02:31,819 much as limping fast. 42 00:02:32,579 --> 00:02:34,959 He also noted the eyes watching them. 43 00:02:35,579 --> 00:02:40,079 A giant of a man in black rushing out of the mines wasn't something that 44 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:44,359 someone overlooked. Vesper easily caught up to him. 45 00:02:44,379 --> 00:02:45,479 Stop them. 46 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:49,939 The voice was from the distance behind them, but was clear enough. 47 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:55,699 Still, no one stopped the Harvest Guild member running with the dagger and the large 48 00:02:55,799 --> 00:03:00,579 thief deputy running next to him. They were about a hundred yards from the 49 00:03:00,659 --> 00:03:05,639 massive mine entrance, and freedom, with two groups of Harvest Guild guards heading 50 00:03:05,679 --> 00:03:10,619 their way. One was a fast approaching group of well-armed guards from the 51 00:03:10,699 --> 00:03:11,619 mine entrance. 52 00:03:12,239 --> 00:03:15,839 They didn't even need to hear the shouts from behind Vesper and Allard. 53 00:03:16,339 --> 00:03:18,919 They were guards and would have intercepted them anyway. 54 00:03:19,419 --> 00:03:24,299 The second group was presumably the guards that discovered the bodies in the execution 55 00:03:24,359 --> 00:03:27,399 room. They were still well behind the two of them. 56 00:03:27,419 --> 00:03:29,299 We fight forward. 57 00:03:30,299 --> 00:03:34,819 Vesper nodded. Standing their ground made little sense, and 58 00:03:34,819 --> 00:03:38,599 fighting their way through and out was their only hope. 59 00:03:39,099 --> 00:03:44,059 It would require them to fight their way through the guards from the entrance fast enough that the 60 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:48,659 guards coming from behind didn't catch up. Was it possible? 61 00:03:49,219 --> 00:03:53,159 Vesper had no idea, but they had no other options. 62 00:03:53,159 --> 00:03:57,059 When you break free, make your way to the guild tower. We need you. 63 00:03:57,059 --> 00:04:00,279 Vesper twirled his knife in his hand. 64 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:04,699 No one in his entire life had said that they truly needed him. 65 00:04:05,199 --> 00:04:10,019 They used him. They relied on him. But no one had ever said they 66 00:04:10,139 --> 00:04:11,659 actually needed him. 67 00:04:12,279 --> 00:04:17,139 In an odd way Vesper could not explain, he realized that the comment didn't 68 00:04:17,219 --> 00:04:19,999 inspire him, it filled him with hope. 69 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:23,499 And then, the guards were upon them. 70 00:04:24,419 --> 00:04:29,279 There were six of them. Having seen Allard battle, Vesper would have placed 71 00:04:29,319 --> 00:04:33,859 hard-earned crowns on Allard to alone beat them, but Allard was clearly 72 00:04:33,959 --> 00:04:38,899 still badly injured. Vesper dodged to the left, and it was as he 73 00:04:38,919 --> 00:04:43,779 had expected. The guards were well-trained in the fundamentals, but lacked 74 00:04:43,799 --> 00:04:48,399 any kind of practical experience. He kicked the back of one of the guard's 75 00:04:48,419 --> 00:04:53,339 legs, and as he lurched, Vesper stabbed him in the side of the chest under 76 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:54,099 his arm. 77 00:04:54,759 --> 00:04:58,539 Dodging a slash from another guard, he glanced at Allard. 78 00:04:59,059 --> 00:05:04,039 The broadsword looked like a dagger in his hands, and he wielded it with a mighty 79 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:08,979 force. He watched as Allard knocked two sword swings away like they were 80 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:13,299 toothpicks, nearly cutting a guard in half with a downward swing. 81 00:05:14,359 --> 00:05:19,279 Another kick, this time between two legs, and Vesper had dispatched 82 00:05:19,299 --> 00:05:21,679 another guard with a well-placed stab. 83 00:05:22,379 --> 00:05:25,519 He backed from a guard and stood next to Allard. 84 00:05:26,779 --> 00:05:30,479 Two guards faced Allard, and one faced Vesper. 85 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:32,399 Should we spare them? 86 00:05:33,359 --> 00:05:38,219 Allard's question clearly terrified the guards, who stood at a distance and 87 00:05:38,219 --> 00:05:41,079 didn't seem inclined to know the answer to the question. 88 00:05:41,579 --> 00:05:43,659 Then, one of them smiled. 89 00:05:44,479 --> 00:05:45,899 Pounding footsteps. 90 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:50,999 Vesper turned to the sound, and as he did, he heard Allard 91 00:05:51,099 --> 00:05:51,659 grunt. 92 00:05:52,259 --> 00:05:53,039 Get to the tower. 93 00:05:53,039 --> 00:05:57,759 The words were followed by blood dripping out the sides of Allard's mouth, 94 00:05:58,039 --> 00:06:01,999 and then him raising the borrowed sword and lunging forward. 95 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:07,706 It took only a moment for Vesper to take in what was happening.Alard 96 00:06:07,725 --> 00:06:12,605 attacked the three guards facing him and Vesper with a sword plunged nearly 97 00:06:12,626 --> 00:06:15,345 to the hilt, sticking out of Alard's back. 98 00:06:16,265 --> 00:06:21,126 Behind Alard was a single guard staring at the violent apparition that was the 99 00:06:21,205 --> 00:06:26,025 giant thief deputy, presumably unstopped by a sword in his 100 00:06:26,105 --> 00:06:26,545 back. 101 00:06:27,365 --> 00:06:29,965 More guards were rushing up in the distance. 102 00:06:30,566 --> 00:06:32,186 All eyes were on Alard. 103 00:06:33,045 --> 00:06:38,005 Vesper knew what he had to do, and it was what he would have done in every other 104 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:39,405 instance in his life: 105 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,005 run to save his own life. 106 00:06:42,605 --> 00:06:43,845 Yet he paused. 107 00:06:44,506 --> 00:06:45,665 Could he save Alard? 108 00:06:46,385 --> 00:06:49,665 Alard himself provided the answer. "Run." 109 00:06:50,646 --> 00:06:51,865 So Vesper did. 110 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:58,565 Rogers couldn't swim, so he was more surprised than thankful when the 111 00:06:58,646 --> 00:07:03,546 disruption of the huge rocks falling into the river created such chaos that the 112 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,206 river carried him to the bank. 113 00:07:05,845 --> 00:07:10,645 He had held his breath and was about to take a lung full of water when his 114 00:07:10,665 --> 00:07:13,325 hands felt mud and sandy dirt. 115 00:07:14,285 --> 00:07:19,205 Desperately clawing forward, Rogers took in huge gulps of air as his 116 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:20,905 head emerged from the water. 117 00:07:21,665 --> 00:07:24,065 As he caught his breath, he looked around. 118 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:28,605 He was not far from the bridge, or what was left of it. 119 00:07:29,585 --> 00:07:31,605 He couldn't see anyone else. 120 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:35,245 The boats on the river were retreating from the violence, 121 00:07:35,905 --> 00:07:40,725 so there was no hope for anyone that fell that couldn't swim, and most of Ness 122 00:07:40,905 --> 00:07:41,725 couldn't swim. 123 00:07:42,685 --> 00:07:46,385 The guards from the Knight Guild were dragged down in their armor. 124 00:07:46,865 --> 00:07:51,065 Even the horses were nowhere to be seen, their own armor making survival 125 00:07:51,285 --> 00:07:52,145 impossible. 126 00:07:53,325 --> 00:07:58,105 While destroying the bridge saved the Upper Quarter, it had been a mutual massacre. 127 00:07:58,785 --> 00:08:03,165 He looked around for any sign of Jhi. She was resourceful and 128 00:08:03,245 --> 00:08:05,445 strong, but could she swim? 129 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:10,685 He scanned upstream and downstream, across the river and 130 00:08:10,785 --> 00:08:15,685 nearby, but he didn't see a single survivor from the destruction of the bridge. 131 00:08:16,905 --> 00:08:19,805 Rogers had washed up on the Lower Quarter side. 132 00:08:20,305 --> 00:08:25,045 That presented its own danger, so he ripped off his green shirt and 133 00:08:25,085 --> 00:08:29,145 wiped every other bit of exposed green on his clothes with mud. 134 00:08:29,825 --> 00:08:31,805 Standing up, he looked around. 135 00:08:32,505 --> 00:08:37,445 He knew the Lower Quarter as well as anyone, but with all the fires, the chaos, 136 00:08:37,445 --> 00:08:42,205 and the guilds in a civil war, all his standard safe houses and allies were 137 00:08:42,225 --> 00:08:42,965 uncertain. 138 00:08:43,645 --> 00:08:48,425 A safe house, Rogers thought. He could see if he could get to one across the 139 00:08:48,485 --> 00:08:52,205 throughway and near the bridge and find merchant colors. 140 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:57,445 Even if the house was burned and empty, perhaps there was a cache of thief 141 00:08:57,525 --> 00:08:58,385 resources. 142 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:02,445 He stumbled up and made his way to the throughway. 143 00:09:03,345 --> 00:09:07,485 All he had to do was not run into any knights or merchants. 144 00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:13,105 Unfortunately, the moment he rushed across the throughway, a group of merchant 145 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,205 guild members ran toward him. 146 00:09:16,045 --> 00:09:20,685 They were coming from the end of the throughway near the Great River and heading toward 147 00:09:20,845 --> 00:09:25,785 Trader's Bridge. "That's at least hopeful," Rogers thought. 148 00:09:25,785 --> 00:09:28,105 "They won't know what's happening." 149 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:33,425 Seeing Rogers, the group, which was about a dozen people, didn't 150 00:09:33,445 --> 00:09:34,005 stop. 151 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,245 They ran right past him. 152 00:09:37,045 --> 00:09:41,765 The person coming up the rear turned to Rogers. "Find shelter. Flee. 153 00:09:42,145 --> 00:09:43,445 The outlanders have invaded." 154 00:09:44,425 --> 00:09:46,445 Rogers changed plans. 155 00:09:47,225 --> 00:09:49,825 He stopped heading for a Thieves' Guild safe house. 156 00:09:50,905 --> 00:09:54,685 He headed down the throughway and toward this invading force. 157 00:09:55,685 --> 00:09:57,505 Ness needed defenders. 158 00:09:57,505 --> 00:10:19,665 (dramatic music) 159 00:10:19,665 --> 00:10:20,825 A Podcast Alchemy 160 00:10:20,865 --> 00:10:39,005 production.